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Äåðæèòåñü âñå â îêðóãå íàøåé:
Ìàëûøêà Ãëåá íå õî÷åò êàøè!
À ìàìå õî÷åòñÿ â êèíî,
À ïàïà ñïàòü áû ëåã äàâíî.
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È ñàìîòûê è äèêòîôîí,
Áåð¸ò îí êàøó è âïåð¸ä,
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Òó, êîòîðîé îí ñóìååò
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Àíóñ íàäî ïî÷èòàòü!
À íå áûòü òàêèì, êàê òû –
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