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Слушается дело об изнасиловании в телефонной будке маленьким мужчиной высокой женщины. Адвокат:
— Обвиняемый, при росте 150см, физически не мог изнасиловать женщину ростом 190см!
Прокурор:
— Но на месте преступления была обнаружена кастрюля, обвиняемый мог на нее встать!
— Протест! Кастрюля высотой всего 20см: 150+20=170, все равно не получается…
Судья:
— Обвиняемый невиновен.
После суда адвокат говорит своему клиенту:
— Я ж знаю, что это ты ее «того», но как???
Клиент:
— Ну как, как: кастрюлю — ей на голову и подтягивался на ручках. |
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Прокидається Снігуронька після Нового року, і питає Діда Мороза:
- Чуєш, дід, після вчорашнього нічого не пам'ятаю.
- Ну коли до дітлахів на ялинку прийшли, ти вже була п’яною, потім ще пару стаканів намахнула, і почала стриптиз танцювати.
- Того я й думаю, чого це в мене повні труси цукерок... |
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В самолете на соседних креслах блондинка и адвокат. Лететь долго.
Блондинка молча отворачивается и смотрит в иллюминатор.
Адвокат блондинке:
- Давайте я Вам задаю вопрос, если вы не знаете ответ - Вы мне 5 долларов. Потом Вы мне задаете вопрос, если я не знаю ответ - я Вам 500 долларов.
Блондинка соглашается.
Адвокат:
- Каково расстояние от Луны до Земли?
Блондинка молча отдает ему 5 долларов.
Блондинка:
- Кто поднимается в гору на трех ногах, а спускается на четырех?
Проходит пару часов. Адвокат обзвонил всех друзей, перерыл Интернет, ответа найти не может.
Делать нечего, отдает блондинке 500 долларов и спрашивает:
- Кто это???
Блондинка молча отдает ему 5 долларов и отворачивается к иллюминатору. |
| Надо надо надо писать |
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